Monday, February 16, 2009

One line mnemonics

My mnemonics. I need one place to reference them, so I can look them up quickly. Collected from the Bible and two of my notebooks.

You can believe and receive, or you can doubt and do without.

You don't have to avoid sinners. If you're on fire for Jesus they'll avoid you.

Through God all things are possible.

God's never late but sometimes he's just barely on time!

I was headed for hell on a freight train.

Pray out loud cause it makes the devil nervous.

If you were put on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

Fasting without praying is just being hungry.

God's Word will prune your life. (John 15:1-3)

He doesn't need any sissy Christians.

God doesn't really have your heart strings until he has your purse strings.

The Law was a curse because we could never live up to it. We were freed from the Law by Jesus.

Spiritual warfare: Meet it, greet it, defeat it.

Frog in the kettle - Toss a frog in hot water, he'll jump right out. But put him in cold water, warm it up incrementally, and he can boil to death without even knowing it.

The true church is not a building. It's us, the Body of Christ.

When we begin to reject God, don't be surprised when God begins to reject us.

Ben Franklin said our country will rise and fall depending on our relationship with God.

Be soul winners. Share your faith.

Many are called but few are chosen.

My faith in is the Lord, not in the government.

(When discussing religion. . .) That's very interesting but it's not biblical. . .

I wanna be under the spout where the glory is comin' out!

Take a stand for righteousness or the price of sin will be on your head.

Woe to those who call evil good and good evil. (Isaiah)

Faith is like a muscle. If you don't use it you'll lose it.

The world does not mind if you're a lightweight Christian.

Faith comes by hearing the Word. (Paul)

If you're gonna stand for God, you're probably not going to be politically correct.

Get rid of that stinkin' thinkin' and get a check-up from the neck up.

It's not a history book. It's an instruction manual.

All wars are because of religion. Nope - see Communists, Khmer Rouge, China.

Read the Bible. It'll scare the hell out of you.

Karl Marx said religion is nothing more than a crutch. Yeah? Well, there are times when I want to put my whole weight down on that crutch.

Prayer is the hotline to heaven.

Satan = the enemy of prayer. His favorite word, "Tomorrow." (As in I'll pray it tomorrow.)

About conceited Christians. The devil makes people righteous and judgmental and critical. That's an error. It's a source of pride.

People say you can be good without God. But take G-O-D out of the word 'good' and all you have is a big zero!

God is the Creator and evolution is a lie.

The Bible is full of absolutes. The world will tell you there are no absolutes.

If not now, when? If not you, who?

What is a hypocrite? A person who hasn't arrived to perfection yet!

There are nothing but bunch of hypocrites in church - Reply: Have a seat and join us! (God is perfection. None of us are worthy alone and none of us aren't hypocrites.)

I gotta get rid of this cause it's hurtin' my witness.

Anyone can become a child of God, but it takes work to get past the grace to the glory.

The devil wants you to sit down and shut up. God wants you to stand up and speak out.

In the '70s people were always trying to "find themselves." Here's what to do. Take both hands behind you, and grab. There you are.

If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.

"I'm not religious. I'm spiritual." Well then, if you believe in God shouldn't you find out how he wants to be served?

You have to know who the Light is, where the Light is, and how to get to the Light.

The Bible will revolutionize the way you live!

Let me tell you what God did in my life. (Followed by the evidence - see the fruit in your life.)

El Shaddai. (Hebrew) God is not almost enough, or barely enough, or enough to get by. Our God, El Shaddai, is the God who is more than enough.

There is so much bad news. The good news is in the Bible.

The day you live by your senses is the day you stop living by faith.

God lays out divine detours for us.

The Bible is the inerrant, infallible, 100% reliable Word of God.

Keep your eye on Jesus, not on the other Christians.

Doctrine of Sufficiency. You may not get what you want but you'll get what you need.

The first 'yes' to Jesus is followed by thousands of little ones.

I hate churchianity.

God said it and I believe it.

What you think is worth 15¢ of nothin' with the Lord.

Opinions are like noses. Everyone's got one.

People say man invented God. The Bible says God invented man.

I'm a rabid fundamentalist.

The Law of Double Reference = divine truth that's obvious and then there's underlying spiritual truth.

You cannot compromise. If God be God, then let's serve him.

We'd rather pop a pill than quote a scripture.

Gos-PILL! That's my medicine every day.

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