The tooth fairy left five bucks under the pillow and forgot to pick up the lost tooth.
Our son said, "Hey look! The envelope is still under my pillow and my tooth's still in it too." My husband bellows, "What happened here!" He's such a man. I said, "Well. I guess the tooth fairy is perimenopausal and she forgot to pick up the tooth."
I've got two mouths full of baby teeth filed away as it is.
This must be the last one?
