Aw. I told a lie today. I big, fat, bold-faced lie. I feel bad. My husband asked me where a certain document is. I threw it away. I'm pretty darn sure I did. He says, "Did you throw it away? You didn't throw them all away, did you?" Because he knows I throw stuff away. I tried not to answer, but there was a giant pregnant pause. It was such a long silence I was sure it would indicate my guilt, so finally I said "No."
It's highly suspect that I tossed them. They're nowhere to be found. It's just that, I didn't think I'd need them. He saves papers for like 80 million years.
Starting now, from now on I'm going to keep all those stupid papers.