Hate Kiss My Face Soap

I wanted some natural soap so I bought a bar of Kiss My Face. I give it five thumbs down. It makes my skin squeaky clean. I think it's stripping all the natural oils from my bod. The size of the soap bar is way too big for my hand. Twice, I sniffed some bubbles up my nose by accident. Thought I was gonna die. Like a cat with a hairball I sneezed 32 times straight.